The Almighty Noeler

Loki’s Hot Koolaid (by WhyDidYouWriteThat)

I cried XD

chrismelonibenedictlover:

perfectbenny:

bamfinajumper:

queersandlipstick:

fannishminded:

timeywimeyholmes:

no because this is actually fucking true this prick ass bitch can

• draw
• act
• pretty sure he can sing like a fucking angel
• and is like super shitting nice
• and it pisses me off
• and to add it all
• he is gorgeous

the only thing we can pick on him for is that he can’t cut fucking tomatoes

YEAH JUST TOMATOES

UGH I HATE THIS MAN (Not really)

cosmostrekker:

Not only that, but he also

• Reads a significant amount
• Reads actual, intellectually stimulating literature
• Can carry out urbane conversations
• Is extraordinarily humble and modest
• Has the leanest waist I may have possibly ever seen
• Is ginger.

jawnlovesjumpers:

Some more stuff to add on to the list:

• his immense, extensive vocabulary
• the ability to look damn good in any type of hairstyle
• can maintain attractiveness even with that creeper!stache
• he can fucking write. Seriously, he could have chose to be a journalist or some shit. May I remind everyone about that holiday article he wrote? 

completelycumberbatched:

Totally reblogging this again already just for the truth in the comments.

And may I add, he can also

• play piano
• play violin
• scuba dive
• rock climb
• ride motorbikes
• and to add to the writing thing, that piece he wrote about the carjacking was pretty bloody amazing too. I read it so early on after learning of his existence and I cried.
• oh yeah and his arts funding campaigning. YOU HERO.
• and his impressions are better than most impressionists I’ve seen

DAMN YOU CUMBERBATCH FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO INFERIOR I HATE YOU (I don’t really)

blanketforyourshock:

I also heard he’s

• a fucking fantastic lover

Fannishminded:

I Just want to stay here a moment and savor this.

I hate you you are too perfect.

there has to be something wrong with him. i bet he kills helpless virgins. 

Guys… remember, HE CAN’T DRAW CHEESE!

I WILL CUT YOUR TOMATOES, BENNY.

Wait. He can draw? FUCKING GOD DAMN.

But seriously, guys. I think I may go sob under my blankets now.

Oh hell, now I NEED a shock blanket!!

zaynshomoerection:

#HIGH PITCHED WHINING #look at him! #he’s so shy and nervous and he doesn’t know what to do #because he’s been on the run for so long and so alone and now there’s all these PEOPLE and CHAOS #so he’s just bumbling around probably having an anxiety attack and wringing his hands together #s i g h